Welcome to Tinamou #30, procuded by Dave Partridge, 15 Woodland Drive, Brookline NH, 03033 (email: rebhuhn@rocketmail.com ). Tinamou now appears on the web in conjunction with TAP. The web page has everything you’ll find here including maps. Go to Jim’s index page http://devel.diplom.org/DipPouch/Postal/Zines/TAP and check it out, your comments and suggestions are welcome!

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Diplomatic incident:

I’m sorry to announce that there will be no Incident this spring. A few minor details have sprung up, like Jack, my cohost, and his wife having just had their first baby, my having my fourth due in early June, my having a nasty 12 hour work schedule, and Jack living in an apartment while his house is remodeled to accommodate the new member. We do plan to be back by the fall though.

Deadlines:

Tinamou appears in every other TAP. The game deadlines are always the Monday before the appropriate TAP deadline, which is always a Saturday. See TAP for the dates.

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Regular diplomacy: Copernicus

Russia stabs his Italian ally. But all is not cookies and cream, he fails to take Tyrolia, could this be the big flaw in his plan?

England

Bruce Reiff 3668 Mariner’s Way Lewis Center OH 43035

France

Eric Brosius 53 Bird Street Needham MA 02492

Germany

Art Schlienkofer 3120 Holley Rd Philadelphia, PA 19154

Italy

Bob Dowrey 101 Sunset Terrace Orchard Park, NY 14127

Russia

Warren Goesle 3907 Cedar Ridge #1B Indianapolis, IN 46235

Copernicus Winter 1909 Adjustments

France

remove f bre

Germany

build a ber

Italy

build a rom

Russia

build a sev, f stp/nc

Copernicus Proposals:

Italy/Russia draw fails

Italy/Russia/Germany draw fails

Copernicus: Spring 1910

England

f nth – yor, f hel – nth, f ska s hel - nth

France

a gas – bre, a par s gas - bre

Germany

f den s r f ska, f hol s a bel, a bel s f hol, a kie s f den, a ber - mun

Italy

a rom – bre, f tyr c a rom – bre. f wes c a rom – bre. f mao c a rom – bre, f eng s a rom – bre, f por h, a bur – par, a mar – gas, a spa s a mar – gas, a tyr h, a tri h, a ser h

Russia

a nwy – cly, f nwg c a nwy – cly, f stp – nwy, f swe s g f den, a fin s f stp - nwy, f bul – con, a rum – bul, a sev – rum, a boh - tyr, a vie – tri, a bud s a vie – tri, a gal - vie

Copernicus: Spring 1910 retreats

Italy: a tri – ven, alb, otb

I/R draw proposed

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Breaking Away: Tour de Farce. Turn 8

A big crowd at the front this time. A tiny little gap breaks up the two lead packs and prevents a whole lot of 15s from being distributed. Nekayah tries to sneak a big card, but miscalculates, and the stragglers bring up the rear.

Imlac to Carter: I'm not from Abyssinia, I'm from an Egyptian trading family, haven't you been paying attention??? Prince Rasselas already has gotten out of Abyssinia to explore the World, I am his philosophical guide.

Boob to Goz: Sorry to have "told you so" about Reagan, but I saw it coming. I hope he still can ride after his operation, but not TOO fast.

Boob to Late Night Characters: That's better, now just stay away from my sprint points!! Stacy can lay back now, thank you very much.

Boob to Goz: Here's to having to distinguish between the ex-President Bushes very, very soon......

SV Clinton -> Nation: Hey, everybody! Hillary in 2008! We're going to move back to DC! Nee-hah! Excuse me - we're going to enjoy a nice dinner tonight on our new china!

Stacy -> Pres. Bush: can you give me the address for your newphew/grandson George? I'm a big fan!

Moron -> World: I see the next line! Mountain Time Zone, here we come!

Segue Sam -> World: As a master of transitions, I can assure you that I was _not_ in charge of the Presidential election.

Triumph -> Boob: You think I would put myself in a position where people can draft me? Only if I've had some beefaroni first!

Triumph -> GM: coming up with material for these guys was a lot easier when I could watch Conan at 11 p.m., and not 12:30 a.m. I've got to move back to prime time!

GM – Triumph. Hey, at this point I’d take ANY time!

Bush to Pekuah: Ok, I'll go for the intellectual stimulation, but after that I'm thinking a couple of brews and a little skirt-chasing.

Clinton to Bush: Hey! That's MY line!

Carter to Clinton: Bill! How come you're going so fast now?!? You don't want to lead the pack do you?

Clinton to Carter: I'm avoiding the prosecuters now that I'm out of office. Besides, I've had practice avoiding the draft.

Bush to Reagan: Ron, that was a nasty fall. Are you ok?

Reagan to Bush: Hey, I'm too *hip* to be injured.

[Gerald Ford has hitched a ride in the escort vehicle, but as he leans out the passenger window to shout to the team he bangs his head on a sign held by a fan along the road that reads "We Want Kurt!!!". He swallows his whistle again.]

Gerald Ford: TWEEEEET!!!!

Square

Riders

Card

71

conquest, rasselas, segue, stacy

3

70

pekuah , elvis

7

69

famine

9

68

death, sv-clinton

10

67

   

66

clinton

3

65

moron

4

64

reagan, panda

5

63

carter, imlac, jimi

7

62

bush , war

10

61

   

60

nekayah

3

59

   

58

   

57

   

56

buddy, teddy

3

55

koala

5

54

   

53

   

52

   

51

cuddles

3

The second column (to the left of the rider’s name) contains the card played this round. New cards received are in bold.

The Four Horsemen (Eric Brosius: 53 Bird Street, Needham MA 024122 72060.1540@compuserve.com)

A

15

Conquest

15

10

3

 

B

4

War

5

15

10

 

C

10

Famine

6

4

9

 

D

15

Death

15

3

10

 

(16) The Goz Transportation Co. (Warren Goesle: 3907 Cedar Ridge, #1B, Indianapolis, IN 46235 gozcorp@iquest.com)

Team Manager: Gerald Ford

A

12

Jimmy Carter

6

8

3

7

B

11

Ronald Reagan

6

3

5

 

C

9

George Bush

3

12

10

 

D

15

Bill Clinton

4

3

3

 

Dead Rock Stars (Phil Reynolds, 2896 Oak St., Sarasota, FL 34237-7344 preyno@yahoo.com)

A

3

Buddy

3

3

3

3

B

5

Elvis

3

3

7

 

C

3

Jimi

3

3

7

 

D

 

Kurt

Dropped out

(10) Late Night Characters (Rick Desper: rick_desper@yahoo.com)

Coached by Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog

A

9

Shirtless Moron

3

4

6

4

B

14

Stacy Richter

10

6

3

C

15

Segue Sam

8

9

3

 

D

11

Syncro-vox Bill Clinton

6

12

10

 

(12) The Abyssinian Prince, (Jim Burgess: 664 Smith Street, Providence, RI 02908-4327 burgess@world.std.com)

A

15

Rasselas

15

8

9

3

B

4

Nekayah

11

9

3

 

C

14

Pekuah

9

13

7

 

D

6

Imlac

11

10

7

 

(1) The Warm Fuzzies ( Sara Reichert, 20805 Margaret St., Carson, CA 90745-1224)

Team Leader: Sweet Sara

A

3

Teddy

11

8

3

 

B

8

Panda

10

9

5

 

C

5

Koala

10

13

5

 

D

3

Cuddles

7

15

3

 

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Woolworth II-D: Who’s Your Buddy?

And then there were 8. The peace movement takes hold in Austria and the Balkans and they disband their armed forces. Russia visits the Turkish homeland and there are lots of fleets sailing around in the northern waters.

Winter 1904 retreats:

italiant f aeg r -> cre

england f lvp otb

Italy: a bud – Tri

Winter 1904 adjustments:

Austria

remove f Adr

 

England

remove f cly

 

Italy

build a ven

 

Russia

build a sev

 

Spain

build f mor

 

Spring 1905 Moves

austria

a tri s g a pie - tyr

balkans

a ser s t a bul-rum

england

f nth-eng

france

f pic-bel, a bur s f pic-bel, a par s a bur, a swi s a bur, a mar s a swi

germany

f ska - nth, f hol - bel, a pie – swi, a ruh s f hol - bel, a ber s a mun, a mun s a ruh

italy

f ion - tys, f tun - tys, f cre - aeg, a gre - ser, a alb s a gre - ser, a ven - tri

russia

f bla c a sev-ank, a sev - ank, a rum - bul, a gal-bul, a vie - gal, a tyr - tri, a bud s a tyr-tri, a stp - mos

scandinavia

f wal – lon, f edi – yor

spain

f mor - wes, f ice - nwg, f lvp - cly, a mad s (fr)a mar, f wes - gol

turkey

f smy - con, f aeg s f smy-con, a mac s a bul, a bul s f smy-con

Summer 1905 Retreats

Austria: a tri annihilated

Balkans: a ser annihilated

Babble from the board:

Turkey - Russia: I hope you're not thinking of vacationing south.

GM – Turkey: Seems it’s more of a working trip.

St. Petersburg: An army unit was dispatched to Ankara to protect Russian archeologists who were excavating remains of the ancient Hittite Empire. The archeologists were attacked by hordes of lawless mountain people. It is obvious the Turkish govenment was unable or unwilling to protect them.

France - Germany: If we could find a way to kiss and make up, maybe we could live happily ever after.

Germany - France: tee-hee, it's coming soon...

GM – France: Is he thinking what you’re thinking?

France - Spain: Want to ally with them? Be my guest...

Spain to France--If we kick the german out of Piedmont, he'll just retreat to Venice. If Italy covered Venice with a build, then I'll support you to Piedmont next turn.

Austria - Russia: Oh, that explains everything. Well, any moment now, my German buddy will come riding to my rescue and break your hold over the Balkans!

Austria - Germany: OK, I don't really believe that because you've been a real jerk this game.

Germany - Italy: I really don't have any intention of attacking you. If I get dislodged from Piedmont, I will disband before I retreat further into your territory. My apologies for the temporary intrusion.

Rome-Germany: I notice your attempt to get out of the Piedmont, would you like some help? If this war ends fast will you turn east?

Spain to Germany--I considered stabbing the French, but since you are so cozy with the Russian you have nowhere else to expand but in my direction. And soon Russia will have no other options but to attack you too. Ouch.

Germany - Spain: Between you, me, and maybe Italy, we can take the entire board west of Vienna and then hit the Steamroller.

GM to Germany: Seems to me the Steamroller just hit itself!

Germany - Italy: How does that sound to you?

Germany - England: I hope that you are able to stick around to

reclaim your island, but if not, it was great while it lasted.

Norse to Krauts---Hey! Maybe you gif me back my home dot I like you again. Den we can try to keep dese pesky spanglos from gobbling up de whole northland!

Germany - Scandinavia: Will you last until this winter? It's

looking bleak. Can't say that upsets me. I'll have a pickled herring in your memory.

Germany - Russia: You know, if you'd like to lend a support from Pie into Swi, I wouldn't mind...if you're not busy.

Norse to Frogs---Bonjour, oui oui, and sacre bleu! We learn language of our new friends. We be now proper french pierates. Help new friends to Belgium and Holland. Found secret invasion plans in Tower of London. Plan looks sehr gut, even if it is English. Wanna try it mon ami?

Norse to Spangloes---Stop pushing me around. Let me keep a few dots so I can fight Krauts for you. Go back to your nice warm little Mediterranean pond.

Spain to Italy--I left Tunis vacant as a show of good faith, not a papal gift. I have other pressing matters now, so I will forgive your transgression. Be advised, any further westward movement by your fleets will force me to recall the armada. Maybe a pope in Avingnon wouldn't be such a bad idea.

Rome-Spain: I would much rather keep my forces east against the Russian and the Turk, if you force me west we both lose.

Spain to Russia--Who's YOUR buddy?

Rome-World: Due to Spain's threats we must conduct defensive maneuvers in the Tyrrhenian Sea.

Rome-Turkey: Why did Russia really put the fleet in the Black Sea? Can we just have status quo and co-operate against the big Slav?

Rome-France: I agree with Spain's question, why aren't we allied against Russia and Turkey?

Rome-Russia: Will you at least remain peaceful with me?

Russia-Italy: Stop your whining. Spain will get you now and you deserve it!

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Game Openings:

A few more players have joined the lists, but we are still woefully short of a new game. Only 7 game starts last year that Conrad registered. Come on now, prove that this hobby isn’t dying!!

Snowball fighting

We’ll either make dirigbles do less damage, or harder to hit with to try and make snowballs more viable. Come on now, join in the fun and sharpen your press pencils! Will start next issue, join up now!

Signed up: Harry Andrushak, John Schultz, Rick Desper

Jim Burgess, Richard Weiss

Perestroika Diplomacy: Add an economic twist to the classic game. Centers generate revenue, armies and fleets must be maintained, treasuries can be sacked! Rules are available on request.

Signed up: Art Schleinkofer, Phil Reynolds, Jack McHugh

Outpost: An economic game where you decide which resources to purchase and try to keep your colony viable. It’s a race to generate the most income, but resources are limited and you have to bid against the other players for them.

Signed up: Sara Reichert, Jack McHugh

Standard Diplomacy: Nothing new, nothing novel. The only twist to this game is that I strongly encourage players without email to join up. The long deadlines make it easier to get those negotiations in. That is not to say that I do not want people with email joining, but please do not do so unless you are prepared to negotiate fully with those people who don’t have email and rely on the Postal Service.

Signed up: Phil Reynolds

Black Hole Diplomacy: Watch the spaces disappear and the trips to the other side of the board get shorter and shorter. No stalemate lines in this variant. Great for those who like a free for all.

Signed up: Jack McHugh

Just the results please: Don’t really know what to call this one as I just came up with it. Perhaps it’s been tried before. The twist for this variant is that each season only the ending unit positions are published, not the orders. You’ll know who went where, but not who helped whom, or want may have been tried unsuccessfully.

Signed up: Phil Reynolds

Reader’s Choice: I’m open to anything, just send me the rules and if I think I can run it, I’ll offer it.

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Copernicus Spring 1910 map

 

 

Who's Your Buddy Spring 1905 map